Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
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