got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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