I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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