do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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