i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I'm having to shit out rocks
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