Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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