Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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