the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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