Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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