This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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