Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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