like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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