I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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