Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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