in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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