Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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