Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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