The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
you had me at cake vodka
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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