try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Randomize
