For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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