i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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