she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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