so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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