I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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