Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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