id be glad to
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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