I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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