Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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