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I only kidnapped one of them. chill
this boner is exhausting
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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