Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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