i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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