Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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