I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
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I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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