Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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