It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Drunk is not a location!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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