at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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