The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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