Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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