Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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So many bounce houses so little time
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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