Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
she pinky promised me she was 18
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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