Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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