Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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