the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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