Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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