I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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