im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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