if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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