4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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