What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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