its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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