in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
they need to just BURY HIM!
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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