it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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