I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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