i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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