next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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