that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she woke up with a sticky ear
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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