so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
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If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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