would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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