my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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