Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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