i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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