oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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